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Cow Towing is a game sponsored by the Interstellar Space Games. A civilization elects a team that uses their space ship to tow a cow (from Earth) from the starting line to the finish line. It is important that the cow survive so necessary precautions, including life support, have to be taken into consideration.

This is a get rich quick pyramid scheme invented by Verrnack to take advantage of his friends, starting with Blupirk. Send us $50 to get started.

This device allows Verrnack & Blupirk to travel to any point in time.

These are intelligent evolved cows that develop their own means of interstellar space transportation sometime around the 27th Century. And since they have access to time travel, they can come and go whenever they like.

This is a life form created by Verrnack & Blupirk when Blupirk drops his scientific calculator into the coffee maker and it splashes onto the Multi-Dimensional Time Transfer System. The life form consists of 2^97-1 atoms of molecular Hydrogen and represents a prime number with the same number of digits. See the series here.

Verrnack invented the Space-Time Value Of Money as a way of taking money from today back in time and investing it then returning to future and collecting the proceeds of the investment, and repeating this until he had a fortune.

FV(PV,i,n,x) =

{

FV(PV,i,n,x-1) · (1 + i)n, if x > 1 PV · (1 + i)n, if x = 1

This is a recursively defined piece-wise function based on the standard future value formula, FV = PV · (1 + i)ⁿ.

Where x is the number of times you go back in time (which is obviously an integer that is 1 or greater).

Who knows?

From somewhere out there.

About 40 light-years from Earth.

The Barnardians are aliens that seem to have lots of accidents and get things all messed up. You can identify their ship from the image on the right. Often the ships are broken into several pieces due to various accidents.

Verrnack & Blupirk are a couple of aliens that travel through space and time getting into various adventures. Verrnack is the alien on the left hand side of the space ship or scene, and Blupirk is always to the right of Verrnack.